Alright, so I get it. We all do actually. People are not wearing yoga pants because they are trying to look super hot; well for the most part anyway, some of them are wearing them because they are trying to look super hot, and for no other reason other than that and those people are ridiculous. But still, usually when someone is wearing yoga pants, they are doing it for one of two reasons. One, because they are going to yoga class, hence the name, or two, because they are heading down to the local for some cheese doodles and a Slurpee, and they don't want to bother to put on real pants. This is fine I suppose.
If the first thing that comes to mind when you read those words is the Olsen Twins, then you are correct. If not, well, it's a good thing you've come to this article. Mary-Kate and Ashley have long been a twosome that goes against the grain; nobody can tell them what to do. Literally every other cast member of the original show signed on for, at the very least, a guest spot on the Netflix revival, except for the Olsen Twins.
First you have to get over feeling like Andre the Giant as you clomp alongside them, because they are small — Mary-Kate is five feet one, Ashley five feet two, both a size zero. They dart gracefully through passersby like a pair of dragonflies, while everyone else seems to lumber. They all do a triple take.
I have an important lunch meeting and a presentation later today, so I really did work on this outfit, but it still took me significantly less time to get dressed for this big day than it did for my hang out last night. I put real time into sweats and glasses. It is the best television show of all time. We can debate this later.